Archive for July, 2010

Bio

Monday, July 5th, 2010

In this bio, Jerrad Inlow will refer to himself in the third person. That way, he can write about his life as an endlessly important artist, his countless and adventurous travels to exotic locales and his award-winning works, all without coming across as a shameless bragger.
Because it will appear as if someone else wrote this about him, as if Jerrad was most certainly important enough so other people write about his life and operations.
He will furthermore refer to his home as ’studio’, and to his beloved wife as ’studio manager’. Who will ever know?
He will also be sure to mention his apprenticeship with superlative artisans and his professional beginnings in New York City, as well as his trilingualism. Then he’ll [...]